Hey! Dizzy here—

Welcome, traveler. You’ve stumbled upon the digital rift of the Drunk Dragonfly, drifting somewhere between Quadrant 7-B and a convenience store bathroom in 1993. I’d offer you a coupon, but they all melted.

This site is currently undergoing energetic realignment and minor quantum repairs. In simpler terms: it’s under construction… until I figure out what I’m doing here.